Once upon a time, an American woman, a Japanese woman, and a Pakistani woman were taking a stroll by the river when a genie appeared. The genie spoke, “Each of you, one by one, throw something into the river. If I can find the item, I will devour that person. But if I cannot, I will become the servant of that person.” The American woman promptly tossed a mobile memory card into the river. In just a minute, the genie dove into the water, found the memory card, and devoured the American woman.
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Next, the Japanese woman threw a needle into the river. The genie, with astounding speed, retrieved the needle within a minute, leaving the Japanese woman astounded as she became the genie’s captive.
Now, it was the turn of the Pakistani woman. She threw a Disprin tablet into the river. Despite the genie’s exhaustive five-hour search in the water, he returned empty-handed. Disappointed, the genie came back to the shore.
When the genie returned unsuccessful, the Pakistani woman, with a sly smile, said, “Hurry up, there are significant tasks for you at my home.”
Even today, the genie occasionally takes a break, floats down the river, and wonders about the mysterious object that the Pakistani woman threw into the water, still elusive and undiscovered.
Note: It’s advisable to avoid getting into conflicts with Pakistani women.