Teacher Failed Me


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During my school days, I had mastered the subject of general knowledge, but the teacher always gave zero marks.
As usual, I solved the entire General Knowledge paper once again, and all the answers are correct, but still, the teacher failed. See the leaflet.
Question. Where was Gandhiji born? Reply. on the bed Question. In which battle was Tipu Sultan martyred?
Reply. In his last fight.
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Question. Where was the Simla Agreement signed?
Reply. At the end of the page
Question. Where does the river Yamuna flow?
Reply. on the ground
Question. What is the main reason for divorce?
Answer. Happiness
Question. How to divide three mangoes among seven people?
Reply. By making a milkshake
I don’t know what is wrong with it

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